So here goes my rant of the day....
At my work i am required to talk to the stupid people that call in and want to order stupid items to help cheat people out of their money. I hate them with all my soul, so they call in and order literature and then they get all pissed and call back and say that they didn't order from us and freak out because they don't have any money because pyramid schemes don't work. So they very well know that they DID place that order and that they DID verify the charge on their card. It is not like i can read minds and i magically got your card number and some how placed an order for literature that goes with your stupid ass company just to spite you. Please people, if i had your credit card number i am sure the last thing i would buy is something for you. (not that i really would ever steal any one's card number and buy things for myself, but still) anyway... so they always say that they are just going to stop the funds on their cards or say that is a fraud. Well my little fools i am the one that is in charge of dealing the the charge backs and let me tell you that i can prove every time that YOU ARE THE ONE WHO PLACED THAT ORDER AND YOU DID VERIFY THE CHARGE ON YOUR CARD. it really warms my soul when i get the letters from the credit card companies saying that i have won and the customer has lost. it makes me happy to know that i am smarter than them. I really have no clue how some of these people get ready in the morning. I swear they must have their spouse/lover or crack baby tell them on how to put their clothes on cause they are to stupid to do it themselves. which makes me think that they must be talking to me on the phone butt naked cause how could someone so stupid get married. They deserve to be alone! the world is a mess and i just need to rule it!
Monday, January 19, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
new year
as the new year is here i have decided that it is time to make some changes in my life, just like everyone else. Here are the new goals in my life...
1. Save money. I absolutly never save money. I spend money like it is going out of style. It is bad and i think i need to change that.
2.Take my lunch to work. Not only will this help with my first goal, but it will also help me stop being such a fatty!
3.I am going to stop giving a shit about my job. i have come to the realization that i am never going to be promoted because of a number of things.
a. i don't kiss anyones ass.
b. i am not a boy. You think i am kidding, but really i am not.
c. they are hiring a two kids that they fired in the past to be in a postion above me. So let me get this straight... You are bringing people who don't know how to do their job back and putting them above me and paying them more. Screw you guys!!!!
4. become more bitchy. now before you say anything i realize that this was my #1 goal last year and i did have success with it. However one fateful day i decided that maybe i should be nice and i decided to offer a ride home to a co-worker. Well let me just tell you. No good deed goes unpunished. I have been paying for that for the last 4 months. I constantly have to give her rides home now and for awhile i had to pick her up in the morning and get this... pick up her boyfriends little sister and her friends and take them to school. Not only did that suck, but the little friends smelt like tater tots. so i would pick them up and they would stink up my car. so i would have to leave my car windows down to air it out and then do it all over again the next morning. Lame.
so there for i have decided that i still have to work on it. I faltered once and i will never again.
5. Be a better freind to the people that i do like and think are worth my time.
So i guess for now that is all i can think of. So sweet action everyone.
1. Save money. I absolutly never save money. I spend money like it is going out of style. It is bad and i think i need to change that.
2.Take my lunch to work. Not only will this help with my first goal, but it will also help me stop being such a fatty!
3.I am going to stop giving a shit about my job. i have come to the realization that i am never going to be promoted because of a number of things.
a. i don't kiss anyones ass.
b. i am not a boy. You think i am kidding, but really i am not.
c. they are hiring a two kids that they fired in the past to be in a postion above me. So let me get this straight... You are bringing people who don't know how to do their job back and putting them above me and paying them more. Screw you guys!!!!
4. become more bitchy. now before you say anything i realize that this was my #1 goal last year and i did have success with it. However one fateful day i decided that maybe i should be nice and i decided to offer a ride home to a co-worker. Well let me just tell you. No good deed goes unpunished. I have been paying for that for the last 4 months. I constantly have to give her rides home now and for awhile i had to pick her up in the morning and get this... pick up her boyfriends little sister and her friends and take them to school. Not only did that suck, but the little friends smelt like tater tots. so i would pick them up and they would stink up my car. so i would have to leave my car windows down to air it out and then do it all over again the next morning. Lame.
so there for i have decided that i still have to work on it. I faltered once and i will never again.
5. Be a better freind to the people that i do like and think are worth my time.
So i guess for now that is all i can think of. So sweet action everyone.
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