Monday, August 9, 2010

these are the things in my life i will never understand.

MEAN PEOPLE- Granted i can be a colossal bitch... i'm not denying it, but i feel like i am sparing in my bitchiness and i only inflict it upon FETCHERS who ruin my life. However i see no reason to call me up at my job and get pissed at me for no reason. for instance i had a lady call in today who wanted to ask me a question which i most likely could have provided her with an answer, but it is part of my job to get information from every caller. so i am going about my same boring as all hell questions and she flips the hell out at me. "why do you need to know these things. i have a customer to help and you are just wasting my g.d. time. i'm sorry that you can't help me, but i am just wasting my time with you. thanks for nothing!" to which i reply, "ok. bye" i was blown away by the fact that she didn't even ask me her questions. i didn't even have time to tell anything. the other funny thing is that she probably couldn't find the answer for her questions and had to call back and go through the process of answering all those questions again. i am just sad that i didn't get her second call so i could rub it in her face.

BOYS- i don't want to sound like a typical boy crazy girl, so i will just say... BOYS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? i am pretty sure that every boy i date/hangout with is more of a girl than i am. life is not that complicated. lets just hang out, eat pizza and watch tv. if you do that... maybe i will make out with you.

SCHOOL- i just don't love school. i don't want to go anymore. i want to just marry an old filthy rich man and kill him so i can have his money. but as we all know that will never happen. so i just go and i am subjected to the worst kind of people. the absolute worst thing is when you are in a class and your teacher wants you to work in a group with your classmates. so you all have to exchange contact information. i don't want these people to be able to contact me. it is not a good situation. yesterday this theory of mine was proven when this crazy kid from my math class (who dropped out like two weeks in to the class) texted me and wants to hang out. REALLY?! really people? that is so creepy to me. just leave me alone and i will forget that i ever knew you.