school....

So school.... here we are again standing face to face and all i can think in my head is how much i hate you. You make me stressed and pissed and take away my play time. You put me in classes with fetchers who think they are better than me... FYI... YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME!
You make me read stupid textbooks and put up with group projects. (which are the worst)
and to top it all off, it is winter. So i am always cold and miserable and the bottom of my pant legs never seem to be dry.
Some day i will be free of you and your craptastic way of ruining my life and when that day comes i will punch you square in the balls and shout in your face, "YOU KNOW WHY!"

People suck at their jobs

So the other night paige, eric and i went to rent a movie at blockbuster. We pull up and get out of the car and the delicious smell of pizza attacks us and we decided we wanted to get a order of their Italian cheese bread to eat while watching our film. So we head into blockbuster and rent our movies and walk over the little ceasers and this is how it goes...

9:50 pm walk in store
Me: "do you have any italian cheese Bread made?"
her: "no"
Me: "oh ok. well we would like some. how long does it take to make it?"
Her: "like 8 mins. But we close in about 8min"
Me: "ok.. but you are still open for like 10 more minutes right?"
her: "yes."
Me: "so.... could we order some?"
her: "but we close in like 8 mins?"
Me: "but you will be open for those 8 more minutes so you could make it right?"
Her: "...."
Me: "so you are just lazy then?"
her: ''...."
Me: "really?''
9:52pm - leave the store

"that's the plan, rule the world. you and me, any day."

These are just a few questions that have been running through my brain as of late...

#1- Does every person in the world who has a rolly backpack have to walk so g.d. slow down the hall? and... why do you always seem to be right in front of me when i am late? I swear these fools have some special skill to move with you when you are trying to pass them! GET OUT OF MY WAY! if you don't have something to carry the least you could do is pick up the speed!










P.S. when i googled images of pulling back packs up... it only pulled up pictures of children... so if you are out of elem. school... you should stop being so lazy and carry your backpack like a normal sized human.

#2- Why do i love adam lambert so damn much? Adam, why even though it kinda feels like you are molesting me through your music, i still somehow feel drawn to you?













#3- Is there a way in this crazy world that i could find Zac Efron and make him mine? I really feel like if this happened my whole world would be fulfilled. And i know that without a shadow of a doubt in my mind that our life together would be a musical. We would just burst out in song and dance and it would be a way better life than any other man could give me.















<--Are you Kidding me? <3
#4- You're really not even going to say you are sorry? -this one requires some explanation... So the other day i was running late to school so i had to park way the hell out in the free parking and ride the shuttle. So i am sitting there and this kids backpack was leaking something. So i decided to be nice and tell him. he then proceeded to pull out his lunch box and take out his thermos. Well the idiot took it out upside down. (Who does that?) and it spilled all over me. ALL OVER ME!!!! Kool-aid, sticky sticky sick kool-aid. And then the jerkface moved to the back of the bus and didn't even say sorry. REALLY?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! BURN IN HELL. #5- if this picture can't ensure your friendship forever... who knows what can?















#6- Can i ever just find a boy who will watch Aladdin with me and eat pizza?

these are the things in my life i will never understand.

MEAN PEOPLE- Granted i can be a colossal bitch... i'm not denying it, but i feel like i am sparing in my bitchiness and i only inflict it upon FETCHERS who ruin my life. However i see no reason to call me up at my job and get pissed at me for no reason. for instance i had a lady call in today who wanted to ask me a question which i most likely could have provided her with an answer, but it is part of my job to get information from every caller. so i am going about my same boring as all hell questions and she flips the hell out at me. "why do you need to know these things. i have a customer to help and you are just wasting my g.d. time. i'm sorry that you can't help me, but i am just wasting my time with you. thanks for nothing!" to which i reply, "ok. bye" i was blown away by the fact that she didn't even ask me her questions. i didn't even have time to tell anything. the other funny thing is that she probably couldn't find the answer for her questions and had to call back and go through the process of answering all those questions again. i am just sad that i didn't get her second call so i could rub it in her face.

BOYS- i don't want to sound like a typical boy crazy girl, so i will just say... BOYS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? i am pretty sure that every boy i date/hangout with is more of a girl than i am. life is not that complicated. lets just hang out, eat pizza and watch tv. if you do that... maybe i will make out with you.

SCHOOL- i just don't love school. i don't want to go anymore. i want to just marry an old filthy rich man and kill him so i can have his money. but as we all know that will never happen. so i just go and i am subjected to the worst kind of people. the absolute worst thing is when you are in a class and your teacher wants you to work in a group with your classmates. so you all have to exchange contact information. i don't want these people to be able to contact me. it is not a good situation. yesterday this theory of mine was proven when this crazy kid from my math class (who dropped out like two weeks in to the class) texted me and wants to hang out. REALLY?! really people? that is so creepy to me. just leave me alone and i will forget that i ever knew you.

nerd fest 2010

i just want the whole world to know that i am a huge ass nerd. i have been in my harry potter book club, watching star trek, playing nerd table top games and over the last week i watched all the 'lord of the rings' movies. i get so into them that i get the chills at some parts. we watched 'the return of the king' last night and i just got sooooo pumped!
"Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!"

my work is ruining my tv watchging time

i don't.. and i feel in my heart that i will never understand the world. all i want to do at work is watch hulu and for the last year... that is all i have done, but for some crazy reason we can't anymore. so i am left just sitting here not doing ANYTHING! i just want to shout at them, "STOP RUINING MY LIFE!!!" but no. i just sit here and try not to fall asleep. ABC family... how will i live without you?!

Sassy Gay Best Friend

I really think that all my problems in life would be solved if i had a sassy gay best friend.