Monday, March 15, 2010

Pee-Wee's Morning

Lately i have been feeling like when my alarm goes off in the morning... i hate my life more and more each day. I hate getting up... i hate getting in the shower. i hate blow drying my hair. i hate putting on my make up. I HATE scrapping the G.D. frost off my car windows. I hate going to math at 8:00 almost every day. But above all i hate the realization that i have to do it all over again in the morning. I feel like the only thing getting me through this world is the hope of summer. However today on youtube i watched this clip from PeeWee's big adventure,which i haven't seen in a long time and i just feel with all my heart and soul... that if i had mornings like PeeWee... I would love my life.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Some good. some bad

GOOD
1. I got a new Key card for work so i don't have to knock every damn day.
2. New hair cute.
3. New love of my life

BAD
1. Lots of people are really, really, REALLY stupid and i wish i never had to deal with them.
2. Money ruins my life.
3. The love of my life just doesn't seem to love me....

Thursday, January 28, 2010

One man alone has ignited my hope...

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!!! HEAR THIS, FOR TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY!
I was uneventfully wondering down the same stretch of hallway that I walk most days of my life at school, when outside in the courtyard a strange occurrence caught my eye. I wasn't sure if what I was seeing was real. How could it be? I turned the corner in to the infamous hall of flags where the walls are all windows and there he was. A young man standing on the top tears of a water free fountain practicing his amazing (or not so amazing) ninja/dragon ball Z moves. I, along with many other was drawn to the windows where we all just stood there in amazement. I was captivated by his jumping spin kicks, earth shattering karate chops and finally what can only be described as the opponent ending move from Street fighter, the one when you shoot fireballs out the palms of your hands.
I looked around the hall baffled, as if needing some sort of validation from another human that this was real. Drew, an intriguingly attractive boy from one of my classes was standing to my left. I, feeling this was the perfect opportunity to break the ice with him, leaned over and said, "I am 100% sure this kid and I are meant to be best friends." We continued to stand there creating our own dialog for this martial arts master and his imaginary nemesis.
I have been told that amazing things happen in the hall of flags and until this day I admit I was skeptical, but today my friends I became a beliver. Not only did it bring me my opportunity to talk to Drew, but it also brought me the young man who has restored my faith in the human race. Unfortunately I had to run off to work, but the next time I see this KungFu genius out there... I VOW I will walk out the door and straight up to him, bow and say, "Master, Please teach me everything you know."

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

If you are going to have my name...then don't be gross

I know that i hate a lot of things and people in this world: Most of the people i work with, most people i don't work with, anyone in the world who doesn't know how to do their jobs, etc. BUT one thing i hate so so SO MUCH right this minute is this girl who is in my Philosophy class at UVU.
#1- her name is emily also and she is so g.d. annoying.
#2- She has to argue with everything that our teacher says, just for the sake of arguing, and feeling like she is some kind of individual.
#3- finally... her voice sounds like a car engine that will never turn over, but at the same time it is so nasally. "OK... BUT" is all i ever hear her say... and also for some crazy reason she always sits behind me. NO MATTER WHERE I SIT!!!! so not only do i have to listen to her stupid stupid comments, but they are right into my ears. AND it was like she just came out of no where... the first couple days in that class were pure bliss and i didn't know how good i had it, but one day there she was... and she has been there ever since. a plague on my life... a leach on the side of my face, sucking, sucking, sucking the life blood out of me.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

blowing up like a blimp? lets hope not!

So the other day my friend posted some photos of us up of facebook. naturally i wanted to see what they were, so i go and log in... and sad as it is to say that they were awful. so i decided right then and there and if i need to do something about my weight. i don't feel like i am crazy fat, but there is always room for improvement, right? anyway... so saturday morning i lug my fat ass out of bed and go to the gym... I do all the stretching and flexing and ass clenching i can till i think i might die.
I had planned earlier to go to subway for lunch with my friend and sister, but like usual not everyone wanted that. so we end up going to chili's... like that is helping with my plan. so i eat what seems like the best french fries i've ever had and long for more when my plate is empty. Then someone has the brilliant idea for frozen yogurt. So we go and get that for desert. Delicious.. but not what i should be doing. Then that night as we were all watching the new Lifetime movie, Pregnancy pact(lifetime movies are my guilty pleasures) we decided to go get treats. So not a good day in the way of losing weight. And to top it all off this morning paige and i go to holiday to rent a redbox and i end up buying and eating mostly by myself a whole bag of beef jerky.... oh well. I'll just start again tomorrow... sadly that seems to be the theme in my life... maybe i should focus on changing that too.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

my list of things that must go....

So i was listing to radio from hell this morning as i normally do. i just love how they hate the world sometimes. Anyway they do this segment in their show called the list of things that MUST go and i decided that it is high time i wrote a list of my own.
#1 people who tell me that their singles ward is the best ever and if i went to it i totally would go back to church...
- well let me tell you. EVERYONE thinks that their singles ward is the shit... when the truth of the matter is that... it just isn't. when it is probably singles wards like yours that make me hate the world and all of you in it. and if anyone ever tells me again how much they love all the members of their ward TREMENDOUSLY... i will throw up all over them.

#2 Babies in Movie theaters....
- i understand that when people have babies they are all in love with them and think that they are the best in the world and do no harm. I however feel very different. I am not a huge baby fan, but then people bring their child into a theater... then i really hate the baby, but even more i hate you stupid ass parents who think it is ok... i went to a movie once when the mother of a rather annoying loud child just let him run around the place. the kid was kicking my chair and making so much noise. i turned around and gave that lady the worst sink eye in the world, but she didn't even care and the madness continued. when we were leaving i said to her..."ever heard of a babysitter?" rather snotty. then she said to her friend, "it is like people expect us not to come to the movie." WELL NO SHIT. you can come, just get a damn babysitter. I paid money to see a movie and not to listen to your stupid ass kid.

#3 Recapping American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance on the news.
- i just feel that if people wanted to know about what happened on those shows they would have watched that show in the first place. It boggles my mind even more when the show ends at 9 and the news starts at 9 and they recap it right away. i mean... didn't we just watch it... didn't we just see?

#4 people who tell me how bad diet drinks are for me...
- i know they are bad for me. i know, but i am still going to drink them and you telling me isn't going to change my mind. and how everyone thinks they are the only ones in the world to have ever told me... you are not.. i have heard it many many times.

#5 Tom
- he is an old man who works at my work... he is in his late 40's i would say and is the biggest waste of space i have ever met... and he smells. i mean... he is married with 5 kids and lives in his mom's basement. he has a masters (or so he says) but he works here. why? you might ask... well if he works here then he still is able to get a check from the government to help pay for his slue of sick ass little toms. who will of course grow up and repeat the cycle to make the world a crappier place for me to live in.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

So i am pretty sure... in fact i am 100% sure that i need to find some quick and dirty way to earn a lot of money. Then all the things in my life that give me woe will be gone... Just imagine if you will a world where you don't have to read biology, do math or work. Cause really you wouldn't have to go to school to get a job cause you are already loaded! I really think that being rich is the only way to live. So GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
but i know that that will never happen. i will have to suffer forever in the vast sea of lame fools at school. I just want to go to class and jump through whatever hoops i have too and then get the hell out of there. i don't want to talk to anyone. I don't care if i knew you in high school... i especially don't want to talk to you if we went to high school together. I only want to talk to one boy in my math class, cause he is the only one worth my time. that might sound mean, but really... you know you feel the same way. who really cares what someone you never talk to is up too? not me. so i just put in my ipod and pretend that i can't hear people when they start talking to me. so muhahahahaha!