So i was listing to radio from hell this morning as i normally do. i just love how they hate the world sometimes. Anyway they do this segment in their show called the list of things that MUST go and i decided that it is high time i wrote a list of my own.
#1 people who tell me that their singles ward is the best ever and if i went to it i totally would go back to church...
- well let me tell you. EVERYONE thinks that their singles ward is the shit... when the truth of the matter is that... it just isn't. when it is probably singles wards like yours that make me hate the world and all of you in it. and if anyone ever tells me again how much they love all the members of their ward TREMENDOUSLY... i will throw up all over them.
#2 Babies in Movie theaters....
- i understand that when people have babies they are all in love with them and think that they are the best in the world and do no harm. I however feel very different. I am not a huge baby fan, but then people bring their child into a theater... then i really hate the baby, but even more i hate you stupid ass parents who think it is ok... i went to a movie once when the mother of a rather annoying loud child just let him run around the place. the kid was kicking my chair and making so much noise. i turned around and gave that lady the worst sink eye in the world, but she didn't even care and the madness continued. when we were leaving i said to her..."ever heard of a babysitter?" rather snotty. then she said to her friend, "it is like people expect us not to come to the movie." WELL NO SHIT. you can come, just get a damn babysitter. I paid money to see a movie and not to listen to your stupid ass kid.
#3 Recapping American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance on the news.
- i just feel that if people wanted to know about what happened on those shows they would have watched that show in the first place. It boggles my mind even more when the show ends at 9 and the news starts at 9 and they recap it right away. i mean... didn't we just watch it... didn't we just see?
#4 people who tell me how bad diet drinks are for me...
- i know they are bad for me. i know, but i am still going to drink them and you telling me isn't going to change my mind. and how everyone thinks they are the only ones in the world to have ever told me... you are not.. i have heard it many many times.
#5 Tom
- he is an old man who works at my work... he is in his late 40's i would say and is the biggest waste of space i have ever met... and he smells. i mean... he is married with 5 kids and lives in his mom's basement. he has a masters (or so he says) but he works here. why? you might ask... well if he works here then he still is able to get a check from the government to help pay for his slue of sick ass little toms. who will of course grow up and repeat the cycle to make the world a crappier place for me to live in.
2 comments:
Oh my hell, is Tom a chubby man w/brown hair and glasses? Did he used to work at a place called Buyers Fund? Cuz I worked w/a dude named Tom who supposedly had a master's but couldn't seem to get a good job or hang onto one for the life of him. It would be insane if it was the same guy!
i love love love number 2 and couldn't agree more!
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