People suck at their jobs

So the other night paige, eric and i went to rent a movie at blockbuster. We pull up and get out of the car and the delicious smell of pizza attacks us and we decided we wanted to get a order of their Italian cheese bread to eat while watching our film. So we head into blockbuster and rent our movies and walk over the little ceasers and this is how it goes...

9:50 pm walk in store
Me: "do you have any italian cheese Bread made?"
her: "no"
Me: "oh ok. well we would like some. how long does it take to make it?"
Her: "like 8 mins. But we close in about 8min"
Me: "ok.. but you are still open for like 10 more minutes right?"
her: "yes."
Me: "so.... could we order some?"
her: "but we close in like 8 mins?"
Me: "but you will be open for those 8 more minutes so you could make it right?"
Her: "...."
Me: "so you are just lazy then?"
her: ''...."
Me: "really?''
9:52pm - leave the store

"that's the plan, rule the world. you and me, any day."

These are just a few questions that have been running through my brain as of late...

#1- Does every person in the world who has a rolly backpack have to walk so g.d. slow down the hall? and... why do you always seem to be right in front of me when i am late? I swear these fools have some special skill to move with you when you are trying to pass them! GET OUT OF MY WAY! if you don't have something to carry the least you could do is pick up the speed!










P.S. when i googled images of pulling back packs up... it only pulled up pictures of children... so if you are out of elem. school... you should stop being so lazy and carry your backpack like a normal sized human.

#2- Why do i love adam lambert so damn much? Adam, why even though it kinda feels like you are molesting me through your music, i still somehow feel drawn to you?













#3- Is there a way in this crazy world that i could find Zac Efron and make him mine? I really feel like if this happened my whole world would be fulfilled. And i know that without a shadow of a doubt in my mind that our life together would be a musical. We would just burst out in song and dance and it would be a way better life than any other man could give me.















<--Are you Kidding me? <3
#4- You're really not even going to say you are sorry? -this one requires some explanation... So the other day i was running late to school so i had to park way the hell out in the free parking and ride the shuttle. So i am sitting there and this kids backpack was leaking something. So i decided to be nice and tell him. he then proceeded to pull out his lunch box and take out his thermos. Well the idiot took it out upside down. (Who does that?) and it spilled all over me. ALL OVER ME!!!! Kool-aid, sticky sticky sick kool-aid. And then the jerkface moved to the back of the bus and didn't even say sorry. REALLY?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! BURN IN HELL. #5- if this picture can't ensure your friendship forever... who knows what can?















#6- Can i ever just find a boy who will watch Aladdin with me and eat pizza?

these are the things in my life i will never understand.

MEAN PEOPLE- Granted i can be a colossal bitch... i'm not denying it, but i feel like i am sparing in my bitchiness and i only inflict it upon FETCHERS who ruin my life. However i see no reason to call me up at my job and get pissed at me for no reason. for instance i had a lady call in today who wanted to ask me a question which i most likely could have provided her with an answer, but it is part of my job to get information from every caller. so i am going about my same boring as all hell questions and she flips the hell out at me. "why do you need to know these things. i have a customer to help and you are just wasting my g.d. time. i'm sorry that you can't help me, but i am just wasting my time with you. thanks for nothing!" to which i reply, "ok. bye" i was blown away by the fact that she didn't even ask me her questions. i didn't even have time to tell anything. the other funny thing is that she probably couldn't find the answer for her questions and had to call back and go through the process of answering all those questions again. i am just sad that i didn't get her second call so i could rub it in her face.

BOYS- i don't want to sound like a typical boy crazy girl, so i will just say... BOYS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? i am pretty sure that every boy i date/hangout with is more of a girl than i am. life is not that complicated. lets just hang out, eat pizza and watch tv. if you do that... maybe i will make out with you.

SCHOOL- i just don't love school. i don't want to go anymore. i want to just marry an old filthy rich man and kill him so i can have his money. but as we all know that will never happen. so i just go and i am subjected to the worst kind of people. the absolute worst thing is when you are in a class and your teacher wants you to work in a group with your classmates. so you all have to exchange contact information. i don't want these people to be able to contact me. it is not a good situation. yesterday this theory of mine was proven when this crazy kid from my math class (who dropped out like two weeks in to the class) texted me and wants to hang out. REALLY?! really people? that is so creepy to me. just leave me alone and i will forget that i ever knew you.

nerd fest 2010

i just want the whole world to know that i am a huge ass nerd. i have been in my harry potter book club, watching star trek, playing nerd table top games and over the last week i watched all the 'lord of the rings' movies. i get so into them that i get the chills at some parts. we watched 'the return of the king' last night and i just got sooooo pumped!
"Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!"

my work is ruining my tv watchging time

i don't.. and i feel in my heart that i will never understand the world. all i want to do at work is watch hulu and for the last year... that is all i have done, but for some crazy reason we can't anymore. so i am left just sitting here not doing ANYTHING! i just want to shout at them, "STOP RUINING MY LIFE!!!" but no. i just sit here and try not to fall asleep. ABC family... how will i live without you?!

Sassy Gay Best Friend

I really think that all my problems in life would be solved if i had a sassy gay best friend.

PEOPLE, PEOPLE!!!!!

THERE REALLY ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS MAJESTIC BEING. IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD OF LESLIE HALL... I SUGGEST YOU TAKE THIS TIME OUT OF YOU BUSY LIVES TO GET ACQUAINTED WITH THIS DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH! I AM SURE SHE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND BRING AS MUCH JOY TO YOUR WORLD AS SHE DOES EVERYDAY TO MINE.

The things i feel in my heart right now!

So these are the things that i just love in my life right now and you few people who read my blog can love them too... or... you can just think i am crazy.

#1) I LOVE that i passed my math 1050 class... On the first try i might add. Take that UVU and your stupid ass math program; sucking money for the hell of it from your students. Why would you make a program so GD hard that the majority of people fail it their first time. If i was a teacher i would never want to teach a subject that most people failed at.

#2) I LOVE that because i passed my math class i have the summer off. i made a deal that if i failed i would retake it during the summer, but luckily i passed and now i am free as a bird!

#3) I LOVE abc family. They truly light up my life. 10 things i hate about you, Make it or break it, Greek and Wildfire are some of my favorite things in this hell hole world and it is all thanks to you abc family. so thank you. Thank you.

#4) I LOVE my Harry Potter Book Club. You might think that meeting every week and only covering only 100 - 200 pages at a time for 7 books we would run out of things to talk about after almost 40 weeks, but my friends... you would be very wrong. When you have the right combination of people who are nerds and love it more than most things and read more into everything... it is not hard. People make fun of me, but really it is wonderful.

#5) These songs:
1- Elvis - If i can dream
2- Simon and Garfunkel - The Boxer
3- John Lennon - GOD

#6) Reading. Now that i am free i can read whatever the hell i want again. Right now i am rereading Fahrenheit 451. Ray Bradbury is a wonderful writer.
Ex. "And he thought of her lying on the bed with the two technicians standing straight, arms folded. And he remembered thinking then that if she died, he was certain he wouldn't cry. For it would be the dying of an unknown, a street face, a newspaper image, and it was suddenly so very wrong that he had begun to cry, not at death, but at the thought of not crying at death, a silly empty man near a silly empty woman."

Goodness... i just love it

Pee-Wee's Morning

Lately i have been feeling like when my alarm goes off in the morning... i hate my life more and more each day. I hate getting up... i hate getting in the shower. i hate blow drying my hair. i hate putting on my make up. I HATE scrapping the G.D. frost off my car windows. I hate going to math at 8:00 almost every day. But above all i hate the realization that i have to do it all over again in the morning. I feel like the only thing getting me through this world is the hope of summer. However today on youtube i watched this clip from PeeWee's big adventure,which i haven't seen in a long time and i just feel with all my heart and soul... that if i had mornings like PeeWee... I would love my life.

Some good. some bad

GOOD
1. I got a new Key card for work so i don't have to knock every damn day.
2. New hair cute.
3. New love of my life

BAD
1. Lots of people are really, really, REALLY stupid and i wish i never had to deal with them.
2. Money ruins my life.
3. The love of my life just doesn't seem to love me....

One man alone has ignited my hope...

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!!! HEAR THIS, FOR TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY!
I was uneventfully wondering down the same stretch of hallway that I walk most days of my life at school, when outside in the courtyard a strange occurrence caught my eye. I wasn't sure if what I was seeing was real. How could it be? I turned the corner in to the infamous hall of flags where the walls are all windows and there he was. A young man standing on the top tears of a water free fountain practicing his amazing (or not so amazing) ninja/dragon ball Z moves. I, along with many other was drawn to the windows where we all just stood there in amazement. I was captivated by his jumping spin kicks, earth shattering karate chops and finally what can only be described as the opponent ending move from Street fighter, the one when you shoot fireballs out the palms of your hands.
I looked around the hall baffled, as if needing some sort of validation from another human that this was real. Drew, an intriguingly attractive boy from one of my classes was standing to my left. I, feeling this was the perfect opportunity to break the ice with him, leaned over and said, "I am 100% sure this kid and I are meant to be best friends." We continued to stand there creating our own dialog for this martial arts master and his imaginary nemesis.
I have been told that amazing things happen in the hall of flags and until this day I admit I was skeptical, but today my friends I became a beliver. Not only did it bring me my opportunity to talk to Drew, but it also brought me the young man who has restored my faith in the human race. Unfortunately I had to run off to work, but the next time I see this KungFu genius out there... I VOW I will walk out the door and straight up to him, bow and say, "Master, Please teach me everything you know."

If you are going to have my name...then don't be gross

I know that i hate a lot of things and people in this world: Most of the people i work with, most people i don't work with, anyone in the world who doesn't know how to do their jobs, etc. BUT one thing i hate so so SO MUCH right this minute is this girl who is in my Philosophy class at UVU.
#1- her name is emily also and she is so g.d. annoying.
#2- She has to argue with everything that our teacher says, just for the sake of arguing, and feeling like she is some kind of individual.
#3- finally... her voice sounds like a car engine that will never turn over, but at the same time it is so nasally. "OK... BUT" is all i ever hear her say... and also for some crazy reason she always sits behind me. NO MATTER WHERE I SIT!!!! so not only do i have to listen to her stupid stupid comments, but they are right into my ears. AND it was like she just came out of no where... the first couple days in that class were pure bliss and i didn't know how good i had it, but one day there she was... and she has been there ever since. a plague on my life... a leach on the side of my face, sucking, sucking, sucking the life blood out of me.

blowing up like a blimp? lets hope not!

So the other day my friend posted some photos of us up of facebook. naturally i wanted to see what they were, so i go and log in... and sad as it is to say that they were awful. so i decided right then and there and if i need to do something about my weight. i don't feel like i am crazy fat, but there is always room for improvement, right? anyway... so saturday morning i lug my fat ass out of bed and go to the gym... I do all the stretching and flexing and ass clenching i can till i think i might die.
I had planned earlier to go to subway for lunch with my friend and sister, but like usual not everyone wanted that. so we end up going to chili's... like that is helping with my plan. so i eat what seems like the best french fries i've ever had and long for more when my plate is empty. Then someone has the brilliant idea for frozen yogurt. So we go and get that for desert. Delicious.. but not what i should be doing. Then that night as we were all watching the new Lifetime movie, Pregnancy pact(lifetime movies are my guilty pleasures) we decided to go get treats. So not a good day in the way of losing weight. And to top it all off this morning paige and i go to holiday to rent a redbox and i end up buying and eating mostly by myself a whole bag of beef jerky.... oh well. I'll just start again tomorrow... sadly that seems to be the theme in my life... maybe i should focus on changing that too.