One man alone has ignited my hope...

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!!! HEAR THIS, FOR TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY!
I was uneventfully wondering down the same stretch of hallway that I walk most days of my life at school, when outside in the courtyard a strange occurrence caught my eye. I wasn't sure if what I was seeing was real. How could it be? I turned the corner in to the infamous hall of flags where the walls are all windows and there he was. A young man standing on the top tears of a water free fountain practicing his amazing (or not so amazing) ninja/dragon ball Z moves. I, along with many other was drawn to the windows where we all just stood there in amazement. I was captivated by his jumping spin kicks, earth shattering karate chops and finally what can only be described as the opponent ending move from Street fighter, the one when you shoot fireballs out the palms of your hands.
I looked around the hall baffled, as if needing some sort of validation from another human that this was real. Drew, an intriguingly attractive boy from one of my classes was standing to my left. I, feeling this was the perfect opportunity to break the ice with him, leaned over and said, "I am 100% sure this kid and I are meant to be best friends." We continued to stand there creating our own dialog for this martial arts master and his imaginary nemesis.
I have been told that amazing things happen in the hall of flags and until this day I admit I was skeptical, but today my friends I became a beliver. Not only did it bring me my opportunity to talk to Drew, but it also brought me the young man who has restored my faith in the human race. Unfortunately I had to run off to work, but the next time I see this KungFu genius out there... I VOW I will walk out the door and straight up to him, bow and say, "Master, Please teach me everything you know."