When will the world learn....

THAT I AM RIGHT... AND THEY ARE WRONG!?

TEA PARTY

*if there is one thing Tulip and Tootsie have learned...
no one expects death by tea party.

TULIP and TOOTSIE

* Tulip and Tootsie were the best of friends
and very well behaved.


*They always did their homework.


*They worked hard to earn their money.


*They helped clean up the rough neighborhoods.


*and they would always go to bed on time.

Once I Fell In Love

favorite text conversations

as most of you know... i get distracted or bored extremely fast, but on the flip side of that... i also am very easily amused. So it sure warms my heart that i have some sweet ass friends who are right there to keep me entertained.

jeff: if you become a crazy old cat lady, can i be the grumpy old man who lives across from you?
me: you mean... when. Yes, yes you may
jeff: :) Yes "when." i look forward to it.
me: me too! i feel like then my life will be complete.
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nathaniel: I miss you like Agnes misses a unicorn,
me: That is a lot! I miss you like hiccup would miss toothless.
nathaniel: that is a lot....
me: it is! a whole lot!
nathaniel: i feel like you mean that! which means you do!

later

me: nathaniel, make it stop raining.
nathaniel: Emily, I think it's time i tell you the truth about something... sigh... despite what i think, i'm not a superhero... i should have told you sooner.
me: oh man... my heart is broken.
nathaniel: mine too...
me: can we still act like we are?
nathaniel: honestly, i can't help it. so yes.
me: YAY! CAPE TIME!

later on the phone it was decided since nathaniel did not stop the rain, but instead maliciously changed the rain to snow... he is no superhero, but an evil villain...

You call it stalking... I call it isolated adoration from an obscure proximity. (ninja style)

to the boy in my exceptional students class,
remember when we were in class and we met for the first time? (i use the word met loosely here) You waited and held the door open for me at the end of class. You smiled and for a moment: i'm pretty sure i got lost in your eyes. you probably thought i was just staring at you... which i probably was.
it is not that i stalk you per-say. more like i am overly aware of my surroundings when you are there. Can i help it that we walk the same route through the school to our next classes? no. the other day while we were weaving our way through the crowds of fellow classmates, my ipod began to play the song, 'i will follow him' by little peggy march. Ironic. but listening to those lyrics i realized there is good news... I'm not that dedicated of a stalker.
Lyrics
"I will follow Him, ever since
He touched my heart I knew,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love"

My thoughts
"ok... got that down"
"well... you smiled at me once"
"The ocean is way to deep and creepy"
"man, that sounds like a lot of work."
"peggy... you are nuts?"

In all actuality boy, who still remains nameless... You should be grateful. there are so many different kinds of stalkers that you can encounter which are worse, like the puppy dog stalker. The person who some how manages to sniff you out and follow you around. they try to be your best friend, when really they are just creepy and when you finally get away from them, you look back and they remind you of a stray puppy locked outside in the rain.
i'm not the girl that will call you a million times and park my car outside your house in the pouring rain. I won't wait for you to come home and listen to 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' over and over again as tears stream down my face. No sir.
I will simply be aware that you and i are walking the same direction. You should be flattered... I'm just enjoying the view. And i am even planning on talking to you one day. but until then we'll just walk in silence to the Woodbury business building when you will go your way and i'll go mine.
Yours truly,
emily

Nerds around the world UNITE!

Question: Why do people make fun of me for being a nerd?
Answer: I have no freakin idea!

is there anything better than getting lost in your own world of imagination? NO. is there anything better than playing like you are fighting an epic battle with your fellow countrymen against the forces of evil? NO! is there anything better than building a fort out of blankets and pillows and being time machined back to when you were 8? NOOOO!!!! people... how could you not want to have the time of your life everyday? you can just be boring and watch your sports, scrapbook, read textbooks and generally have no fun at all. in the meantime, i will be reading all the fantasy books, watch the nerdiest movies, sneak through the school trying to leave as little forensic evidence of my presents to evade my enemies, watch anime, learn how to play magic cards.
I will LOVE Ronald Weasley till the day i die, even if my whole Successful Students class insists on making fun of me.
While you walk through your drab black and white world desperately trying not to leave smudges, I'll sore through my vibrantly blue skies, delivering packages on Kiki's broom. I'll dance and prance the night away in hidden magical meadows with nymphs. I'll strategically plan ways to achieve world domination! and since you suck every last ounce of fun out of the world, I will perfect the "levicorpus" spell and gladly dangle you upside down.

school....

So school.... here we are again standing face to face and all i can think in my head is how much i hate you. You make me stressed and pissed and take away my play time. You put me in classes with fetchers who think they are better than me... FYI... YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME!
You make me read stupid textbooks and put up with group projects. (which are the worst)
and to top it all off, it is winter. So i am always cold and miserable and the bottom of my pant legs never seem to be dry.
Some day i will be free of you and your craptastic way of ruining my life and when that day comes i will punch you square in the balls and shout in your face, "YOU KNOW WHY!"