my list of things that must go....

So i was listing to radio from hell this morning as i normally do. i just love how they hate the world sometimes. Anyway they do this segment in their show called the list of things that MUST go and i decided that it is high time i wrote a list of my own.
#1 people who tell me that their singles ward is the best ever and if i went to it i totally would go back to church...
- well let me tell you. EVERYONE thinks that their singles ward is the shit... when the truth of the matter is that... it just isn't. when it is probably singles wards like yours that make me hate the world and all of you in it. and if anyone ever tells me again how much they love all the members of their ward TREMENDOUSLY... i will throw up all over them.

#2 Babies in Movie theaters....
- i understand that when people have babies they are all in love with them and think that they are the best in the world and do no harm. I however feel very different. I am not a huge baby fan, but then people bring their child into a theater... then i really hate the baby, but even more i hate you stupid ass parents who think it is ok... i went to a movie once when the mother of a rather annoying loud child just let him run around the place. the kid was kicking my chair and making so much noise. i turned around and gave that lady the worst sink eye in the world, but she didn't even care and the madness continued. when we were leaving i said to her..."ever heard of a babysitter?" rather snotty. then she said to her friend, "it is like people expect us not to come to the movie." WELL NO SHIT. you can come, just get a damn babysitter. I paid money to see a movie and not to listen to your stupid ass kid.

#3 Recapping American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance on the news.
- i just feel that if people wanted to know about what happened on those shows they would have watched that show in the first place. It boggles my mind even more when the show ends at 9 and the news starts at 9 and they recap it right away. i mean... didn't we just watch it... didn't we just see?

#4 people who tell me how bad diet drinks are for me...
- i know they are bad for me. i know, but i am still going to drink them and you telling me isn't going to change my mind. and how everyone thinks they are the only ones in the world to have ever told me... you are not.. i have heard it many many times.

#5 Tom
- he is an old man who works at my work... he is in his late 40's i would say and is the biggest waste of space i have ever met... and he smells. i mean... he is married with 5 kids and lives in his mom's basement. he has a masters (or so he says) but he works here. why? you might ask... well if he works here then he still is able to get a check from the government to help pay for his slue of sick ass little toms. who will of course grow up and repeat the cycle to make the world a crappier place for me to live in.

So i am pretty sure... in fact i am 100% sure that i need to find some quick and dirty way to earn a lot of money. Then all the things in my life that give me woe will be gone... Just imagine if you will a world where you don't have to read biology, do math or work. Cause really you wouldn't have to go to school to get a job cause you are already loaded! I really think that being rich is the only way to live. So GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
but i know that that will never happen. i will have to suffer forever in the vast sea of lame fools at school. I just want to go to class and jump through whatever hoops i have too and then get the hell out of there. i don't want to talk to anyone. I don't care if i knew you in high school... i especially don't want to talk to you if we went to high school together. I only want to talk to one boy in my math class, cause he is the only one worth my time. that might sound mean, but really... you know you feel the same way. who really cares what someone you never talk to is up too? not me. so i just put in my ipod and pretend that i can't hear people when they start talking to me. so muhahahahaha!

New Things

So i started school and i swear that the higher up in math you get at UVU the teacher become more of a waste of space. Not to mention that my teacher pretty much only wears three shirts. I have been there for what... almost a month now? and i have really only seen her in three different ones. So everyday in class i just think... this is so gross, but then i think about the girl at my work that wears the same evanescence shirt EVERYDAY! hygiene people! it's called HYGIENE! i don't want to smell you.
I am super stoked for the Brand New and Manchester Orchestra concert that is coming up in October! It is going to be LEGENDARY! in fact all i listen to right now are those two bands. They are filling my world with unbelievably amazing lyrics! there will be one draw back to this glorious concert and that will be all the other people there. I just don't like being around sweaty, sick ass people. But i love Jesse Lacey with all my soul and would love to touch him so inappropriately (but i won't) that i have to go.
Anyway... i think that is about it right now.

Ways to my heart!

These are just a few things that you can do to worm your way into my frost enclosed heart... <3
10. don't make fun of me for reading.
9. If we go to a movie... don't even think about texting during it (unless you are really good at hiding the light)
8. Bring me now and laters
7. don't tell me that you hate cats
6. watch Disney movies with me
5. let me have my own opinion (and i will let you have yours)
4. drop by my house to say hi! even if it is a surprise.
3. leave me a message if you call and i don't answer
2. tell me how long my hair is getting
1. Play with my hair.

now you know... so start working on those people!

16 and pregnant

OMJ! (which stands for oh my josh)
I have a new love... not only will this tell you how lame my life is, but it will also show you how much I love reality TV.... I love the show 16 and pregnant. It is actually very strange when you take into consideration how much I don't like babies and how alien the whole process is to me. NOT EVEN MENTIONING HOW SICK THE GETTING PREGO PART IS! I just love it. I just think that the kids in this show are so crazy. I watched one about a girl named Catelynn and her boyfriend Tyler. Now just so you know... if you don't watch the show... lots of the guys on it are such dicks and you would just hate them as much as i do. BUT the boy in this episode is so sweet! I know that you guys all already know that i CRY IN EVERYTHING, but most of the time when i am at work i try really hard not to. So if i am finishing a book or watching a movie i can be strong and not cry (unless it is a lifetime movie! they get me everytime) but today i watched the full episode and there was no stopping them. i tried as hard as i couldn't to keep them in! The man who was cleaning the window that i sit next to saw me crying, but he was nice and pretended like he didn't.
My brother and his wife had a baby back in Feb. and then when we were in California my cousins baby was over and i thought to myself... "maybe i could have just one child" It seemed like my ice cold heart was melting, but this show smacked the sense back into me and froze that heart right back up... So i guess i owe a big thanks to MTV.

The Count of Monte Cristo!

I watched this movie at work today... and i thought i would share one of my favorite quotes that Edmond says to his son Albert at his birthday party!
"Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we know you: as Albert Mondego, the man!" - Edmond

Oh you wisse, wise man!
plus look how steamy Henry Cavill is as Albert...

I'M BACK!

Yes… I know what you all must have been thinking, “where is she? Is she dead? Or could it be that she has forgotten all about us…?” well my friends it in none of those. The truth of my absence is actually a thrilling tale… well that might not be true.., BUT I’ll tell you anyway.
I have been traveling far and wide… I have been from one ocean to the other. My slightly disgusting brother got married and we had to fly to Florida (worst place to be in the world during the summer I might add) so they could tie that knot. Also I just got back from the wonderful world that is Hacienda Heights, California! It is small and pretty unknown, but let me tell you folks… it is only 20 minutes from the wonderful beach. And there is nothing better than the beach. One of the best parts is the waves when the tide comes in… They are so big and crash so freakin' hard into the shore. I love it when all the little kids are playing out there and the waves come and smash them down to the sand… I know you are all probably thinking, “what in the world? That is the worst thing I have ever read.” But honestly people it’s not… I really don’t see how those young-lings weren’t all dragged out to sea. But you win some you lose some.
Also Sound Concepts cut me loose… I am free of the Godforsaken place. PRAISE WHATEVER FORCES THERE MIGHT BE!!!!! I really have never heard of a company that is so completely a waste of space. They don’t know how to run an effective work place and I hope they all go out of business. But now I have the best job in the world and it is amazing how drama free my life is. I will tell you what my day has consisted of…
1. Finished my book
2. watched Bill and Ted’s Excellent adventure
3. watched Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey
4. Talked to Kajsia all day
5. wrote this
and
6. took maybe 8 phone calls all day
So this is kinda long and I am going stop now, but I will leave you with the insightful words of Bill S. Preston, Esquire, “Be excellent to each other.”

stupid fools who suck at living

So here goes my rant of the day....
At my work i am required to talk to the stupid people that call in and want to order stupid items to help cheat people out of their money. I hate them with all my soul, so they call in and order literature and then they get all pissed and call back and say that they didn't order from us and freak out because they don't have any money because pyramid schemes don't work. So they very well know that they DID place that order and that they DID verify the charge on their card. It is not like i can read minds and i magically got your card number and some how placed an order for literature that goes with your stupid ass company just to spite you. Please people, if i had your credit card number i am sure the last thing i would buy is something for you. (not that i really would ever steal any one's card number and buy things for myself, but still) anyway... so they always say that they are just going to stop the funds on their cards or say that is a fraud. Well my little fools i am the one that is in charge of dealing the the charge backs and let me tell you that i can prove every time that YOU ARE THE ONE WHO PLACED THAT ORDER AND YOU DID VERIFY THE CHARGE ON YOUR CARD. it really warms my soul when i get the letters from the credit card companies saying that i have won and the customer has lost. it makes me happy to know that i am smarter than them. I really have no clue how some of these people get ready in the morning. I swear they must have their spouse/lover or crack baby tell them on how to put their clothes on cause they are to stupid to do it themselves. which makes me think that they must be talking to me on the phone butt naked cause how could someone so stupid get married. They deserve to be alone! the world is a mess and i just need to rule it!

new year

as the new year is here i have decided that it is time to make some changes in my life, just like everyone else. Here are the new goals in my life...

1. Save money. I absolutly never save money. I spend money like it is going out of style. It is bad and i think i need to change that.

2.Take my lunch to work. Not only will this help with my first goal, but it will also help me stop being such a fatty!

3.I am going to stop giving a shit about my job. i have come to the realization that i am never going to be promoted because of a number of things.
a. i don't kiss anyones ass.
b. i am not a boy. You think i am kidding, but really i am not.
c. they are hiring a two kids that they fired in the past to be in a postion above me. So let me get this straight... You are bringing people who don't know how to do their job back and putting them above me and paying them more. Screw you guys!!!!

4. become more bitchy. now before you say anything i realize that this was my #1 goal last year and i did have success with it. However one fateful day i decided that maybe i should be nice and i decided to offer a ride home to a co-worker. Well let me just tell you. No good deed goes unpunished. I have been paying for that for the last 4 months. I constantly have to give her rides home now and for awhile i had to pick her up in the morning and get this... pick up her boyfriends little sister and her friends and take them to school. Not only did that suck, but the little friends smelt like tater tots. so i would pick them up and they would stink up my car. so i would have to leave my car windows down to air it out and then do it all over again the next morning. Lame.
so there for i have decided that i still have to work on it. I faltered once and i will never again.

5. Be a better freind to the people that i do like and think are worth my time.


So i guess for now that is all i can think of. So sweet action everyone.

Neil Diamond concert!

NEED I SAY MORE?!!!!